| Tuesday, April 11, 2006 |
| Terence Heng's Laws of Students |
Law 1: Arts students cannot do their math.
Example 1:
reminds me of two irrelevant things which happened in school today. when i was handing in the passport photo to 王俊义 in the LEP staff room, he was counting money. then he asked me what's 13 x $50. without thinking i said $1750. he seems to believe at first, but later he did his own calculations (it's actually $650).
and he asked: "你是 arts class 的吗？"
-- Quoted from Lee Heng's blog, from 06A12, HCI (College)
Link to entry: http://horizontal.flying-away.net/2006_03_01_#114347851278149186
Example 2:
3 + 2 + 1 = 5
-- Quoted from Si Ting of 06A12, HCI (College)
Law 2: Science Special Programme students have very bad life skills.
Example 1: One fine morning, after having my mee rebus breakfast in the school's canteen, I proceeded to return the plate and my utensils back into the collecting bin. Surprisingly, the bin was not at is usual spot (i.e, at the lower section ofthe canteen, just next to the short flight of steps). Coincidentally, the TeoCC lookalike (TeoCC is a Lower Sec Science teacher from Chinese High with more than 25 years of teaching experience. In Chinese High. ), who I know is in the Science Speical Programme, also just finished her meal (presumably to be mee rebus as well) and she looked stunned to see that the bin had vanished!
Poof! Disappeared! Bermuda triangulated! I bet these words/phrases must have crossed her mind more than 6498325875209713295729^305302153972 times.
But I just ignored her, for i know that there is another collecting bin in front of the stall itself. After I disposed my plate and cutlery into the bin, I am shocked to see her plate and cutlery had vanished as well.
Poof! Disappeared! Bermuda triangulated.
It only took me 1/32918709127309217593872092572^92709137108231865 of a second to realise that she had dumped her utensils into another bin, which belongs to another stall.
If she had dumped her utensils into the Indian Muslim food stall, things are not as bad as it seemed.
But to her left when she stood there staring at emptiness, still feeling stunned about the missing bin, is the bin for the Western Food stall. |
posted by Terence (Hasegawa Masahiro) @ 7:33 pm  |
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