| Saturday, May 06, 2006 |
| Gay Flight Attendant |
The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing
down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has
asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big, scary plane
shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that
would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a
muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you
to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us down on the
ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
princess. I take orders from no one."
Without missing a beat, the flight attendant replied, "Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a queen, so I outrank you. Put
the tray up, now." |
posted by Terence (Hasegawa Masahiro) @ 5:34 pm  |
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