Saturday, May 06, 2006 |
Random Thoughts |
1. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to.
2. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
3. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
4. In the '60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
5. There is a theory that states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
6. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
7. Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner." |
posted by Terence (Hasegawa Masahiro) @ 5:57 pm |
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Gays, lesbians, big boss, prawn noodle, laksa, MEEPOK UNCLE, shark's fin, 杨贵妃,唐玄宗,Marilyn Monroe, Elvis Presley, Fei Yu-Ching 费玉清,梁文福-wannabe, Toro, Stefanie Sun 孙燕姿,bimboes, Osala, Pillar, Royal Monkey, superwoman, Junquan and lynette (aka mr and mrs muthu), Fandi, poledancer, dustbin farmilie,
That's us. 这就是我们
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