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Monday, May 08, 2006
resurrection
today really marks new milestones in my life. in fact, it is the first time that i ever ponned lessons for so long in my life. it is the first and i hope the only time. ya, today we played squash for our pe. it was so damn fun and i was so glad that the others actually insisted on it. haha, first time man! we played squash and got the hang of it initially. audrey and i played one on one after terence left. wah, was sweating like mad, coz we were like running here and there. then in came perverse jiawei and poor junquan. haha. it was damn funny, and we played until we for"went" our recess. i had no reason to quit the game, coz it was damn fun. the only regret, which cannot be called a regret was that i got a nasty blister which broke. so out gushed the blood and i left my mark in the squash court. haha, it was quite gross...

after which, the only interesting thing that happened was about getting a cake for yanyin. it was actually a substitute for her present, which we didn't get. so we went to kap during the 1 hour break. we were late and eventually we chose a coffee cake. argh, we bribed ms tan with apple pie and coke. haha, it was damn funny coz she almost blasted my eardrums open when we went in. pity she didn't join us, coz she had to give consultation to her student. haiz, anyway, yanyin took a LONG time to get to the canteen. so we waited and waited and finally she came. yep, we went to canteen to celebrate, and luckily we decided not to smash her face with whipped cream. so what she did was to smash the serviette with the whipped cream onto jiawei's ass. oopz. jiawei changed his clothes after falling for the exothermic reaction blitz. anyway, yanyin's "promiscuous" action unleashed the beast in jiawei. yep, not without me smashing the cream into the face. ooo that really did it. he was chasing me all over the canteen and thrashing cream onto my back. argh we messed up the whole canteen and everyone were having a hell of a good time looking at us play.

i implicated a few ppl, namely lanfang and simin and fandi. as for yuyin, it was totally random and she was like whacking me all the way, haha! tried to smear some cream onto lynette and her first reaction was to SCREAM! argh! there goes my ears. ouch! wah, can't imagine that she usually is a "quiet" little kittie. hah! in the end, the one who got most messy was lynette. yes, phay sprayed cream all over her and she looked exactly like she came out of snow city! siobhan got smeared cake on her for no reason, while she was having her lunch. haha, me and terence attacked left and right cheek simultaneously. she was so damn pissed and chased phay all over the canteen. u can never imagine how fast she ran. as for yangsai, haha, she got attacked by me and lucky she resigned to fate! heng ah! in the end, with cake dangling from my shirt and chilli sauce licking my back, and the mingling of sweat omg! ya, i shocked xiaminah and wenchi and wang wan who thought i really had the remnants still on my sinful hands. haha. anyway, i tried to attack wayqi and erherm. haha, someone came to the rescue and the others are quite self explanatory. haha.

in the end, i smelled like vomit. eww so i had to buy a new pe shirt and spray zillion tons of deodorant. in the end i only realized my hair was the sole culprit... haiz, anyway arts fest sucked and i didn't really care. the only embarrassment was to hope no one smelled me on the bus, which came impossible. big nostrils, pungent smell...

happy birthday to all the may babies! yay!
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