| Saturday, November 11, 2006 |
| S-CO Activity 3 |
Hey guys! S-CO is here again! To celebrate the end of the dreadful PW, we have arrived with more funny bits, which hopefully would revive the humourous side of you! Once again, Congrats to all for surviving PW! YEAH!!!!
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Somebody please try and tell me if it's true)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Saddam can try this...)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. ( I want to be a pig my next life) (*This comment is not remarked by us. It must be a guy.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (I'm still not over the pig....) (* This is not added by us)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) (*still not added by us)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (Hmm....somebody like the taste of soil very much)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) (*Not from us)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Something that Terence Heng have always known)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (Who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Starfish have no brains.
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
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Hope you had a good laugh. |
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