| Monday, February 27, 2006 |
| SUPPORT MR. HENG! |
SUPPORT MR.HENG!!!!
HE IS THE TRUE 《绝对LAMERSTAR》!!! |
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| Sunday, February 26, 2006 |
| Surfer's delight with extra prawns |
欢迎来到性感频道，一年一度，为您呈献的 《绝对LamerStar》， 冷笑话少不了他！
今天的超级评判嘉宾有： 萧叉叉小姐，巴藤女士，还有一片叶子。
我们很高兴节目进行至今，终于到了气氛极为紧张的大决赛。
由于我们的热门人选 -- MeePok Uncle 今天因病而被迫推出，节目的参赛者只剩下其他的3位。
他们是。。。。吃鱼翅先生！ [掌声]
还有。。。。。彭胖仔！ [掌声]
不能忘了。。。蛇吻恶魔 Mr Heng! [尖叫声]
请大家干警拨打热线电话 99942033 或者传送简讯 LAME1/2/3 到 06762 [06S6C]，支持您心议的偶像。如果希望他们获得应得的肯定，就不要再犹豫了，马上行动！除了大赢家可获得的荣耀以及丰富的奖品，我们性感频道也准备了一份神秘奖要送给幸运的投票者，您还在等什么呢？
现在先进一段广告，广告过后人气排行即将出炉，各位性感的先生小姐情不要转台，咱们等一会儿再见！ |
| posted by lurveJJ @ 11:16 pm |
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I am here to bring you the latest weather reports!
For the past week hails and blizzards had finally being swept away from the lands of 06S6C. Flowers bloomed, birds chirping at treetops, everything is warm and cozy...
BUT
Sexy Weather station has reported a deadly hailstorm looming ahead. Summer-like weather is expected to last for 2 more days! It is estimated that 25 people will be suffering from severely frostbites. The weather forecast station urges everyone to be prepared for a harsh winter ahead. Weather is expected to deterioriate even more when the hailstorm arrives. Blizzard accompanied by occasional thunderstorm will be the weather for 7am to 7pm. Do prepare extra clothing such as jackets and
'anti-KOH' (such as HCl).
so enjoy while you can, remember, the winter starts 3 days after today!
P.S. for those who dont understand, nevermind, you will understand one day. |
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| Saturday, February 25, 2006 |
| me blogging aft a long time... |
haiz... so tired lately... hvnt realli been studying... shall start mugging aft huang cheng... =)
lyng in e middle of the central plaza was fun! damn cool! damn weird! haha! especially when ppl walk by... i heard this guy saying "how come got two corpses?" super funny! gd thg nobody frm huang cheng passed by n saw us slacking... haha... but still, vv cool! nice to look at the stars... at the clouds...super cool! too bad we nvr stay back so late as a claz... or else can do tt tgt... shld be interesting... haha... tot pei han n ning fei going to chinese high rooftop to gaze at the sky was realli cool... but now i thk central plaza cooler... haha... =)
n then on our back aft huuang cheng, kiamian n i did several "xuan chuan ke-bah-bah" cheers arnd the sch... super obvious to huang cheng ppl who's doing tt... cuz onli two of us xuan chuan ppl left in sch then... =)
me falling sick... sore throat... headache... urgh... =(
to everyone: rock on... enjoy every minute of ur life, of hwachong time, of 06S6C time... dun slack! muz do hw! sundayz officially mi "HW DAY"... dedicated to hw... =I
<<*KIA hui*>> GAMBATTE everybody! |
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| Friday, February 24, 2006 |
| Hor Fun |
hey peeps! in case some of you weren't there when i announced to the class....everyone, and i mean everyone except maybe er jeanie, please photocopy your results and gimme on monday. everyone was actualli suppoed to hand in todae, friday actualli. haha. but none did and i myself forgot...so er...monday okie? including IP people...ur end of year results? and others, your o'levels results. please please pleaseeeeeee =/
me and kiahui went to lie in the middle of central plaza to star gaze just now! aha.
recruiting people to join us next time! =)
heartx.
山不在高，有仙则名；水不在深，有龙则灵
06S6C 不在成绩棒，有你们就足够了
[虽然成绩棒我也是高兴都来不及] |
| posted by lurveJJ @ 9:17 pm |
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| National Anthem |
I've added a song playlist on the blog. Select the song that you want to hear from the drop-down menu, then click "Play".
I am trying to search for Tata Young's "Sexy Naughty Bitchy". Anyone has it? Can help upload it?
P.S. This is the blog's 100th entry!!! Woohoo!!! |
| posted by Terence (Hasegawa Masahiro) @ 12:02 pm |
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| Thursday, February 23, 2006 |
| Class spirit |
In a bid to improve class spirit n the image of the class, tis is a v BIG n impt project brought to u by members of The Big. The Big is currently recruiting more members, n all u haf to do to qualify is to belong to class 06s6c.
For interested participants, u haf to come for a round of audition. There r 3 parts of tis audition: a) catwalk, u haf to walk in front of us, n there mus be wind when u walk, in other words, u haf to walk impressively
b) self-introduction, u mus tell us wad u r BIG at.
c) serious test, u haf to be serious n appear cool, when u r walking wif The Big, u cannot be luffing ur way away lyk some childish children
Current members:
Shawn tan Big eye
Chee jia Big hse
Ben tan Big brain ( irony n humour r accepted too)
Yue kai Big tummy ( but its safer to tell the truth)
Kia mian Big foot
Lan Fang Big mouth
Terence P Big butt or some sae balls
The Big, wad we do:
Basically, the big jus walks to the canteen as a grp, but of cos impressively n in a cool manner. So be hip, be cool, be happening, join The Big, n be a big person. |
| posted by Baby Herpetologist @ 11:05 pm |
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yes todae's dinner in huang cheng is chicken rice..the rare delicious meal.
suddenly there's a surge in number of posts! which is pretty heartening to see!!! currently camping in the LEP room with kiahui...yes we are having an affair behind the backs of my wife yuyin and kiahui's husband jingting. shh...this must be kept confidential and any one who leaks it out shall be forcibly made forever silent. there's romantic and soothing music accompanying us on our late night rendezvous. AHA! proudly brought to you by mr the-one-who-buys-rice. so now as the tune of Shan Hu Hai and Tong Hua slowly plays...we sit quietly awaiting the time when we shall go home hand in hand. even thou kiahui and i take different buses we shall treasure our time as we stroll down the admin block pathway under the shining moon and whishpering stars.
nite.
=== 9:09pm. LEP room. Huang Cheng Ye Yun. ===
THE Kia-s saying goodnite.
[god. this sounds so damn les.] |
| posted by lurveJJ @ 9:02 pm |
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And so, the hermit opens his golden mouth and speaks his mind. Haha, thanks so much Doctor Sloth of Neopets. Thanks for giving me such a nice character name, I am indeed the cyclops. Yes, you know that Cyclops happens to be most popular and handsome in the X-Men force. Hmm, this is really a nice compliment... Blushes through the eye... Oopz, anyone got blasted?
Anyway, keep me posted on what has been happening in class. Is it very boring, because it is totally useless to stay at home for one whole week at home and recuperate, though i must admit that it is indeed quite relaxing. Hmm, too relaxing that i seriously am not sure how to while away my time, but it has. No more scandals or news is it? Is it because of the lack of me in class, that everyone has reverted back to their mug-in-the-city mode? Anyone missing my ice breeze? It is really not easy to get a free air-conditioner everyday you know...
Hmmm, there is really nothing much that i can say, except to wish all of you good luck and look forward to the weekends. Haha, experience my life X3. I wonder who will ever break my record of not going to school for one whole week. Not in the near future I guess, unless... Never mind, i win! Enough of coldness for the moment, in case someone decides to take MC for the sole reason of being frostbitten. Hmm, how does the cold bite you? At least i know i don't... OIC, it's the cold that bites, not the KOHLD.
ok, have fun in school and keep honing your chapteh skills. It is really really nice and for those who are doing chapteh for their SPA skill 4 for physics, you watch out!!! Dare to vie with me over Chapteh, but never mind, more answers to refer to in the end, so why not?! Haha, give all of u a break... Chow... |
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hmm... long time no blog... interesting to see all e reports on e claz...
newae... correction! i'm ah ma! jing ting is ah gong! yu-yin is mi grand-daughter... |
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WHAT THE HECK?!?!
WHAT HAS HAPPENED?!?!?! |
| posted by Terence (Hasegawa Masahiro) @ 7:07 pm |
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| Wednesday, February 22, 2006 |
| 6C 同学即将面临前所未见的大浩劫？ |
性感晚报
二月二十二日 星期三
记者宇泽，彦民报道
继6C班在一个星期前惊传出小天王陈姓少年和何姓少女有不可透露的秘密，在昨日，德博拉师更是惊爆两人的确有真不可告人的关系。虽说两人在老师面前表现得有些害臊，但两人却矢口否认有任何的暧昧关系。
一名匿名的受访者对此事件表示关注，并对此传闻发出了强烈的批评。
“我们不应该这样戏弄其他同学。就因为上课无聊我们也不应开他们[陈姓少年和何姓少女] 玩笑。在法院上，诽谤是可以处以罚款，鞭刑，或两者兼施。我希望同学们可以相亲相爱，不要诋毁他人。”
许多受访者表示他们不赞同这样的行为，但基于课业压力，适当的玩笑应该是可以被谅解的。但界限在那儿，就见仁见智了。
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据资料显示，6C 最近发生了一起非常惊骇人心的时间。许多观众为此事表示了关注。据说，6C 班会出现此现象，是因为班上的同学们没一人超越175公分的身高，为了平息自卑心灵，不得不除此下策。这报道似乎杞人忧天，因为要用头往上撞， 奢望碰到东西，是不可能的。事实是这么的残酷。居然，有同学为了增高，不齐站上椅子，往上碰撞。其中一名看不开的学生，据说是一名身高及其矮小的何小姐，吓死人了！幸好，6C 班的矮个子与高个子曾在老林寺修炼了七七四十九天，练成了名副其实的迎头克，据说刀枪不入。但是，为了确保班上不再出现人命伤亡，专家建议此群学生把精力投入更有趣的事项，如踢毽子。
据记者所悉，毽子这项活动正在6C班掀起一股热潮。许多出学者纷纷涌入，希望趁机学习如何踢毽子。但金刚恐慌在对6C社群产生了极大恐慌。对于此事，极其矮小的何小姐竟语无伦次，一度陷入癫痫状态，口吐白沫，在6C演艺界引起不少轰动。金刚，如大家所知，是一个十分凶猛的动物。力大无穷，让许多新手措手不及。专家表示金刚的活动的时间大多是课间休息时间和放学时间。初学者只要在以上时段小心谨慎，才不会遭到池鱼之殃。有鉴于此，初学者应避开它，才不会遭到“刚抓”的蹂躏。有经验者也必须千万小心。
性感晚报 版权所有，翻印必究 |
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| Sexy Times Daily |
Wednesday, 22 February, 2006
Reported by Uncle Meepok
Reports say: A huge dip in blog posts by suppliers from 6C
"Negotiations are not going smoothly. Suppliers are unwilling to increase the production of articles and this has a huge impact on the global sexy economy" Sexy Commuter said on Wednesday.
News reports have indicated a worrying trend in the supplies of blog entries in 6C in the past few weeks. This phenomenon has struck horror into the hearts of many consumers, who yearn to read the daily posts of updates and fun that has happened in school. However, this seems to be a dream falling out of reach. Is this really the end to the unkindling enthusiasm of the class?
Background: Research and statistics from 6C Daily has indicated a huge dip in the blogging frequency of many of its users. In fact, the number of posts have declined ten fold over a short period of a month, which eventually brings scandals and daily updates to a new bottomline.
With the increasing demand for juicy news, there appears to be a hyper deflation. Prices of blog entries are skyrocketing by the minute, no longer keeping at a steady pace. Oh wait, this is price inelasticity! The blog is slowly turning into a cold slate of stone, awaiting some powerful craftsmen to carve onto the hard gravel, painstakingly. Is there nothing to be done?
As blog entries come to a new dip in recent weeks, competitors are emerging strong from the competition. Is the blog not standing up to competition, or is it going to buckle under the impeding blog entries inundating other blogs?
Are computer speeds and lagging discouraging blogging? Or is it the heavy pile of useless papers diminishing the passion in expressing views? No! The reason remains unknown as this strange illness seeps deep into the community, draining every drop of fun and laughter in the students. Is this the end? What should be done?
Copyright 2006 The 6C sexy Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. |
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| Sunday, February 19, 2006 |
| bonds - shake ur bon-bons |
life is all about separation and meeting new people. it is a traffic, sometimes congested as u take time to look around at the drivers around u, and sometimes, just to go past everyone to ur own destination.
ya, today is jeanie's last party with us in the course of the next few months. it is really quite saddening, or should i say, extremely heart wrenching when u have to see a friend go away. well, if it means for her betterment, why not? to be a friend is not to possess, but to wish the best for a friend.
a report on today's event. marcus and i were late for the gathering. haha, it was quite interesting and we were like so worried about the time. by the time we got there, it was like a congregation, as everyone were sitting in like the circle of trust. everyone was quite separated as we were waiting for people to arrive, and the seniors came! thanks a lot, especially for the guys. ya, only the guy seniors came. we were further separated quite soon as lj and ly and qd were so sweet in trying to make a really exquisite card for jeanie. it is really heartening to know that guys in our class are really caring and hmm, so nice to the girls. aren't you really fortunate?!
we had dinner at marina south, after a bleak escape from a bunch of ignorant, insistent vendors who were obviously trying to lure unkinowing victims into their lair. it was 12 bucks each person for a buffet of steamboat and bbq. it was very nice, and it was so funny when candid camera was up and people doing all the wrong stuffs. hmm, worth investigating into some really complex relationships in class. anyway, since everything has to be kept under wraps, i guess i shall withhold any juicy gossips and really get people to come after me for them. haha... kohld.
our walk back to the mrt station was really sad. it was not good to leave so early, but we had no choice. school is up next for the next day, so we had to part with jeanie. anyway, she will be back in a month or two, so it's ok. what really pains us is the surge in emotions as we have to be forcefully separated by reality. imagine sticking your heart to a frying pan and tearing it off the pan. the remnants are left to be demolished, at the mercy of the cruel heat. blistering memories, which i think will really be diluted with time. as long as it lasts, the pain stays on.
will we still be as one in future? it is not up for us to decide. however, all we can do is to cling on to what is left, build up a fortress which we call our own. only then, come what may, nothing will ever tear us apart... |
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| Friday, February 17, 2006 |
| fish fritters |
argh our blog is turning into a notice board! ppl! just post any random thought of the day if you want ok! dunnid to write an essay or wad. hahaha. just wan to say...
dramafest YUCK.
how can scold huangcheng.
BOO. |
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| Wednesday, February 15, 2006 |
| Mass Jog Pictures |
Another long awaited production from the L-CO
Featuring 06S6Citians in The Jog/Walk of Their Lives
Brought to You all by the L-CO
Your Laziness underdefined
Current Members:
The Big Trio (Lan Guan, Lian Joo, Lu Yang)
Disclaimer:
Any inference that the viewer makes about the pictures does not represent the views of the L-CO
I am a lousy photographer, so if you seriously want me to remove any pictures, you can seriously e-mail me in a serious tone, and I shall seriously consider your application after which it would be seriously rejected.
Meaning: I am too lazy to remove any picture DO NOT e-mail me! |
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Gays, lesbians, big boss, prawn noodle, laksa, MEEPOK UNCLE, shark's fin, 杨贵妃，唐玄宗，Marilyn Monroe, Elvis Presley, Fei Yu-Ching 费玉清，梁文福-wannabe, Toro, Stefanie Sun 孙燕姿，bimboes, Osala, Pillar, Royal Monkey, superwoman, Junquan and lynette (aka mr and mrs muthu), Fandi, poledancer, dustbin farmilie,
That's us. 这就是我们
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Yan Min
- Vice CT Rep:
Xinwei
- General Secretary:
Lynette
- Welfare Secretaries:
Yanyin
Simin
- Treasurer:
Yan Zhi
- Techie:
Si Min
- Physics Rep:
Elicia
- CLL Rep:
Fandi
- Chemistry Rep:
Yu Tse
- Maths Rep:
Kia Hui
- Economics Rep:
Peng Le
- GP Rep:
Marcus
- PE Rep:
Terence Phay
- Presidents:
Jia Wei
Shi Yan
Yue Kai
Lan Fang
- Ambassadors:
Yun Zhou (06S6A)
Yu-Yin (06S6A)
Lan Guan (06S6B)
Chee Jia (06S6D)
Qingdan (06S6K)
- Senior Ministers:
Jeanie
Wu Lin
- Minister Mentor:
Kia Mian
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