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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
class chalet!
omg, class chalet is over in a jiffy!!! wa laoz, it was chao fun!!!

haha, first day, we waited for each other at the pasir ris mrt station. me and marcus and yuekai and fandi went together, and wahaha, beats going alone! then at the station, not everyone was there. so... me and junquan go and buy tea leaf eggs. aiyo, not that the volunteer auntie wasn't irritating enough, even the tea leaf egg tasted like shit. but, me and shiyan and fandi shared 3 sausages, haha nothing can go wrong with sausages. ok, then we waited at the taxi stand for our shuttle bus to come. wah, seriously ah, nothing to do lor. so we played volleyball and frisbee. wahai! saw weiqi and wenchi. hmmm, very weird, but haha got to kope some food. hee! oh, then as we were playing, one girl came over and say want to play volleyball. ok, none of us knew her, but i think ok la, maybe she just overly sociable.

haha. we got onto the aloha loyang shuttle bus finally. and that funny phay threw dunno what thing, hit her and she said she will have head concussion. then in the end, the two started flirting. oops. haha. in any case, the bus ride was not boring. then we reached the reception. wahai! here comes the exciting part. did i mention this before, our chalet lasted three days two nights. then i asked the reception, and wanted to register. this indian lady totally pissed "auntie" off, because she was a little bit rude. ok lor, i "ren" and it turned out ok, because later she became very pleasant and wahai, haha nice lady.

ok climax... drum roll!!!! our chalet lasted for four days!!! wahaha, because we didn't know they book by nites de. ok no prob, but it means we have to wear our clothes sparingly, as in dun keep changing clothes, not dun wear clothes.

haha, then we didn't know where to go to find our chalet! alamak! ok, then we walk one whole round, and haha finally found our chalet! ok its not a chalet, but a BUNGALOW. impressive huh? everyone started unloading their packages. ok, the place is real big. four bedrooms which are fully furnished, which can easily sleep 12 people in all four rooms. haha, took some photos, which i think will take zeons to upload. next, yuekai headed the cleaning operation. wahaha, good!!! because the place was really dirty, and yep, thanks yanyin for helping a lot too. oh, back to what the bungalow has. ok, they have a complete kitchen with stove and rice cooker and freezer and fridge etc. got five toilets, one dining room, one living room and one backyard for people to bbq. shiok eh! then xinwei and gang came with the food. ok, elicia's parents fetched them here. lucky people lah! wah, they bought quite a lot of stuffs, all within the 100 bucks which i set. scary people, because they bought quite a lot of stuffs, which i was quite shocked about.

then me and yuekai and yu tse and yanyin and marcus set out on our mission to massage the chicken wings. haha, first thing is to run those wings under the water. really really wasteful the way we did it, but haiz, dun talk about it. haha, then there were some disputes over the floor and food preparation. haiz, small hiccups. no prob de! oh, then we slacked around for a bit, and wah, started our bbq. yu tse super zai, because he dunno how to start a fire but he did it anyway. then mr ng came earliest. and wahaha, he helped with the most zai part of the bbq, STINGRAY! wah, shiok la! haha, then we rushed here and there, did this and that, and voila, our bbq is started.

then the teachers started streaming in one by one, and ya, haha, accidentally made mrs yap's little daughter cry. aiyo, am i that scary?! then there was this game about guessing our ct for next year. haiyo, some dumbos go and say new teacher confirm cannot, because it is our school policy. oops, our ct is MISS CHUA!!! wahhaa, beat that! damn farnie, because everyone was so shocked after the truth was disclosed. hee, me and yu tse had a good laugh. wah, then we gave our presents, sabo-ed here and there, took our class photos!!! ya, then the teachers left, and weee!!! we had our stingray!!! haha, the rest were glued to the ps2 and the ddr. haha diaoz. gossip a little and do this and that. oh well, the night passed with mahjong. wahhaa, it was real funny, because we were zhamming each other's ears.

ok, second day came in a few hours. a few of us went to get breakfast for everyone, and checked out wild wild wet and downtown. haha, saw a lot of ppl from other classes. real nice. haha, then we walked back, and talked calk. went back, saw people laze around a bit, and wahai, we all went for wild wild wet. ok, actually only about nine of us. yutse, audrey, yuekai, terences, ben, jingting, luyang and me. hee, quite ex, but i think it was really worth it. played the slides, and wahaha, chao dumb la. shall not go into details, because the fun really mattered when u are there. ok, then we went on the super big float and wah, it was scary the moment we went down. first time mahz. then, we got a little bit sian, and decided to play the samsung vertical challenge. wah, at first though nothing much of it, then me and yuekai went up and siao ah! cannot see the bottom de. ok, when we went down, i clutched onto the handle with all my might. when i finally let loose a shout, my voice got caught in my throat. wah, siao la. ok, dun believe that i went for it the second time. it was much worse, because i knew what to expect, and the exhiliration simply stacked. then, i changed position, and wa lao, feels like flying, only that my heart got caught up there. wah laoz. then i went on the double bike with yuekai. wah, looked down on everyone. haha, then came the turns. u know, my freaked-out-ness still there la. then she cycled so fast and make sharp turns and got creaks here and there. omg! haha, in the end it was very nice.

haha, at nite, we watched texas chainsaw massacre. wahaha, everyone freaked out? hmmm, ok maybe not la. near the end, yuekai, who was between me and shawn, yelped and the two of us shouted. this led to a chain of screams from yuekai and a very scared audrey. well, i think me and audrey quite zai, because we were on a conquest over our fears!

haha. last day, we went to walk walk around. me and luyang and yuekai went to downtown. haha, went for a little bit of breakfast and got disappointed with the food again. then we decided to go for a watermelon! wahaha, then we went to dunno where for pool. ooo katong, because ate katong laksa there. then we were chao tired, and they were like talking about first crushes etc, while i was sleeping away.

oops. haha, last nite was the most scary. watched a little bit of horror and everyone got bored. played truth or dare, had some liquor. ok, the dares were really horrifying, and i dun think i want to elaborate. got flicking and licking and groping. ok, thats all. aiyo!!!

last day, we went home. can't believe it bahz, nothing after that? of course not!!! everyone so tired le, play some more sure die. haha, class chalet rocks!!! everyone had lots of fun i bet! no matter how long everyone stayed, it was real fun and gao siao!!!
posted by parodyionic @ 2:39 pm   0 comments
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Hmm. This feels odd. There's not a single 6C-ian online!

Three are headed off to shanghai. They're preparing for take off right now, I think.

And the rest are at the chalet!

Hope you guys have fun!
posted by milkmaid @ 12:44 am   0 comments
Monday, November 13, 2006
OhMy. I can hardly believe it.

(haha do you guys remember this style? =D)

There will be no more:
Written pieces (of which quality is demanded) to rack brains over
Tight deadlines to meet,
Survey fatigue,
Interviews for the sake of having interviews,
Conflicts between egoistic rants and insightful reflections,
Guilt when we don't pay attention to eating habits,
Late nights. (This may be more applicable to me. =P)

But there will also be no more:

Chicken wings cooked with tender loving care,
Excuses for neglecting homework,
Togetherness brought about by rants against the subject,
Swear word: PW!
House visitations. (or less of, anyhow)

And there will be no more HI098, together with all the joy, fun and laughter. I can’t make out if I’m ecstatic or sorrowful. BUT!

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Saturday, November 11, 2006
Class Chalet
hi everyone. bet u are all excited to the brim, about our class chalet this coming tuesday!

before i start on anything, haha, i think it would be stupid of me not to mention this first. yes the location of our chalet!!!

Aloha Loyang 159W Jalan Loyang Besar Bungalow 9

also, we will be meeting at 2.30 pm at pasir ris mrt station. please make it a point not to be late, because we are catching a shuttle bus. latecomers... haiz, just dun be late haha.

first day

checking in.

everyone settles down and prepares for bbq.
bbq starts by 7 pm as teachers arrive.
clear up the stuffs and prepare for nite activities.

second day

fun at east coast park or whatever it is called.
play until tired.
lunch to slot in somewhere between.

nite activities

third day

clean up and ya we are going off le.

ok, just to add on, we are going to rent bikes or blades for the rest of the chalet. this is for easy transport around. may be returning on second day evening if necessary.

for nite activities, anyone up for nite cycling on the second nite? anyone road savy and knows his or her way around?


bbq settled.
around 8 people to bring one bottle of 1.5 litre of soft drinks each.
soccer ball.
torch lights.
personal toiletries like conditioner, facial foam etc. (will buy common shampoo and body wash)
ddr mats.
horror AND comedy dvds.
extra clothes etc.

yesh, do bring along 50 bucks for emergency. anymore suggestions? please reflect promptly. yes, class chalet!!!!
posted by parodyionic @ 10:28 pm   0 comments
S-CO Activity 3
Hey guys! S-CO is here again! To celebrate the end of the dreadful PW, we have arrived with more funny bits, which hopefully would revive the humourous side of you! Once again, Congrats to all for surviving PW! YEAH!!!!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Somebody please try and tell me if it's true)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Saddam can try this...)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. ( I want to be a pig my next life) (*This comment is not remarked by us. It must be a guy.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (I'm still not over the pig....) (* This is not added by us)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) (*still not added by us)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (Hmm....somebody like the taste of soil very much)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) (*Not from us)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Something that Terence Heng have always known)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (Who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Starfish have no brains.

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
Hope you had a good laugh.
posted by Shiyan @ 9:48 pm   0 comments
Friday, November 10, 2006
SAY GOODBYE TO PW! :):):):):)
this feels good. :)
posted by Xinwei @ 12:41 pm   0 comments
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Amazing Word Command
Open a blank Word document and type the following :


Then Press 'Enter' and wait 5 seconds


posted by Terence (Hasegawa Masahiro) @ 9:34 pm   0 comments
yo people. hopefully u're starting to enjoy the hols already. hahah. just for your convenience, i was asked to put up the list of homework for this holiday. hahah not sure if it's the most updated and complete list but oh well. hahah.

ooo. and i dun have cll list of homework. hahaha. :P

list of horrible homework for the hols:
1) GP Issues and Ideas
2) Physics HAPPY package
3) Chemistry Carboxylic Acids Tutorial
4) Maths Promos Papers (3 other schs' papers)
5) Chemistry Holiday Revision Homework
6) Econs Holiday Homework
7) Chemistry Organic Nitrogen Compounds Tutorial
8) Read Physics Notes (Thermal Physics) and try the tutorial to prepare for next year

there'll be maths lecture test on integration and vectors plus a physics test on j1 topics next year. study hard for it!

hahah so while everyone's having fun, rmb to try to spend some time revising your j1 work! hahah. have fuN!~ :)

posted by Xinwei @ 8:13 pm   0 comments
Thursday, November 02, 2006
class book
wahaha hihi people. remember the class book that we were talking about near the mid of the year? as the year draws to a close soon, i think it is about time we start utilising this time, and do something worthwhile. a literal time capsule that captures the birth and life of 06s6c! for the class book, it is basically separated into a few sections, and yes, everyone has a part to play.

book content (words) - 5
editorial - 3
photos - 5
book cover -2
cash quotations + find sponsor - 3
artistics - 3

yes, please register asap. time is running out, but so many memories for us to capture. everyone jiayou, relive the 6c undying spirit!
posted by parodyionic @ 10:36 pm   0 comments
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