| Monday, October 30, 2006 |
| S-CO activity 2 |
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = > >profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = > >production
Dumb boss + smart employee = > >promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = > >overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. |
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| Saturday, October 21, 2006 |
| class chalet |
to all 6c people.
for our class chalet, please remember to hand in ur rightful part of $20 each yanzhi from next week onwards. do remember to bring your money and ya, money to be collected by next week wednesday latest. do give him ur cooperation. no excuses for forgetting.
yep, relaying also. so do take note.
Yanmin |
| posted by parodyionic @ 11:01 pm |
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| Halloween Dinner at Mount Faber |
Surprise! Surprise!
Athena Faculty will be organising a Halloween Dinner at Safra Country Club at Mount Faber (Yes, Mount Faber -- the place where you board your cable cars to Sentosa and the pit stop of the Singapore leg of "The Amazing Race 3") on 31st October, 2006
Yup, there would be a mini haunted trail at the venue itself to, well, freak you guys out before dinner of grosteque food is served.
6C!!! Remember to come down for the event!! Make it a class outing!!!
Details of Event:
Venue: Safra Country Club, Mount Faber (Nearest MRT: HarbourFront)
Date: 31st October 2006 (On the day of Halloween itself), Tuesday
Time: To be confirmed
Programmes: Mini haunted trail... more details coming soon.
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| posted by Terence (Hasegawa Masahiro) @ 9:54 pm |
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| Thursday, October 19, 2006 |
| Ranking |
According to sources, a BBBD grade will rank you approximately 237 out of nearly 1000 J1 students in Hwa Chong.
For your information only. |
| posted by Terence (Hasegawa Masahiro) @ 1:13 pm |
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| Friday, October 13, 2006 |
| 一首诗 |
I hope u all dun mind chinese, this is a 诗 i came up with (meaning i composed it myself :P), feel free to suggestions to improve the 诗
0 6 S 6 C 灵 遛 哀 流 栖（xi） 临 过 思 荡 身 此 百 家 风 之 界 街 乡 尘 处 觅 恋 无 终 唯 佳 月 意 如 黄 地 圆 抵 愿 城 ， 。 ， ， 。 haha can i like try to explain the meaning of the poem too?
roughly it means when one's soul descends upon this world, one trys to search for a place in which one can belong. After walking through a hundred streets (metaphorically meaning experiencing all walks of life, or a life journey), what one miss most is but the full moon (in the chinese context full moon often relates to the reunion of family). With greif, one continues the search for the place which he can call home. And unintentionally he stumbled upon the place of his dreams, which is after overcoming all hardships laying in his path. The wanderer (浪人）has finally settled down in that golden city (Hwa Chong).
In case u haven't notice too, the start of every line is the order of 06S6C, it's supposed to be read downwards then towards the right. Haha coz chinese i can't find S so i use 哀思 to mimic the sound of S and 栖 to mimic C (栖 in the above context is to be read qi, but it can be read as both xi and qi so i chose the former, though not sure if it is accepted)
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| posted by luyang @ 8:45 pm |
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| Singapore Song by Hossan Leong |
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, people of 06s6c community, to the grand opening of S-CO. As our first public appearance, we are going to screen the following video which captures a Singapore Song sang by Hossan Leong. Crappy it may be, it amazingly burns the patriotic spirit in you. So sit back, relax and enjoy this fun video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuR0otYsDI0
Watch out for our future events too.
Brought to you by,
the S-CO
Simin, Shiyan |
| posted by Shiyan @ 8:41 pm |
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| Our Citizens |
Gays, lesbians, big boss, prawn noodle, laksa, MEEPOK UNCLE, shark's fin, 杨贵妃，唐玄宗，Marilyn Monroe, Elvis Presley, Fei Yu-Ching 费玉清，梁文福-wannabe, Toro, Stefanie Sun 孙燕姿，bimboes, Osala, Pillar, Royal Monkey, superwoman, Junquan and lynette (aka mr and mrs muthu), Fandi, poledancer, dustbin farmilie,
That's us. 这就是我们
Bloop bloop!
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- CT Rep:
Yan Min
- Vice CT Rep:
Xinwei
- General Secretary:
Lynette
- Welfare Secretaries:
Yanyin
Simin
- Treasurer:
Yan Zhi
- Techie:
Si Min
- Physics Rep:
Elicia
- CLL Rep:
Fandi
- Chemistry Rep:
Yu Tse
- Maths Rep:
Kia Hui
- Economics Rep:
Peng Le
- GP Rep:
Marcus
- PE Rep:
Terence Phay
- Presidents:
Jia Wei
Shi Yan
Yue Kai
Lan Fang
- Ambassadors:
Yun Zhou (06S6A)
Yu-Yin (06S6A)
Lan Guan (06S6B)
Chee Jia (06S6D)
Qingdan (06S6K)
- Senior Ministers:
Jeanie
Wu Lin
- Minister Mentor:
Kia Mian
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